On Christmas Eve, my grandfather wanted to take a picture with his granddaughters. My sister, cousin, and I lined up in front of the Christmas tree, ready for the annual family photo. Before my mother could take the picture, my grandfather stopped her. He told my wonderful girlfriend to get in the picture. He said “If you are the love of my granddaughter’s life, then that makes you my granddaughter.” This is why I love my family.
Pepper was sleepy lol
This guy made a painting in less than 90 seconds.
Sweet holy Jesus he just fooled everyone
Holy shit, that is not at all what I was expecting.
at first i was
then i was like
this is some of the funniest shit I have ever seen
If you’re feeling sad, watch this.
Born without the use of her hind legs, Lola learned to walk just fine.
I can’t handle this I’m crying
we all have that one cup in our house that is somehow better than the other ones
I like it when cats settle down and it looks like they don’t have any limbs
…and if you ever wondered what they look like from underneath when doing that:
when u tell someone the same story twice and they’re like “i know u told me” uh im going to tell u again bc my stories are great and u should be grateful im spending so much time on u
One day your child will bring home a friend and introduce them and they’ll have the name of a fictional character and you silently whisper “I can’t believe their parents were in ‘that’ fandom!”
is having a penis weird
it just hangs there
girls make it sound so weird omg its not like we think about it all the time
do you all sit there and think about your boobs all the time?
and we play with them like toys
squish squish motherfuckers